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Beer Testing for Males1.

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Government scientists suggested that men should take a serious look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory stated that drinking beer makes men develop female tendencies. To test the finding, 100 men drank 6 pints of beer each for seven days. The results of the experiment revealed that all of the men had gained weight, babbled on excessively without making any sense whatsoever, became over emotional, drove their cars erratically, failed to think sensibly or rationally, argued pointlessly over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. The results were conclusive and further testing is unnecessary. :oops::wink::D :grin:

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due to excessive wear the tin hat has now been condemned by Health and Safety as beyond repair. As a result a suit of armour has been sourced and will be available in the foyer for future needs. Due to the Diverse stature of the various posters requiring the suit we have had to compromise on the style and size so it is a case of one size fits no body.

 

Please note that any dents to be beaten out before returning the suit at the cost off the borrower.

 

Many thanks in advance The Management :unsure:

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