Lt Kije Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him, "First, you must answer three questions about the Bible." Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum," replies Paddy. Question two, "Do you know anything about Damascus?" "It kills 99% of all known germs'" says Paddy. Question three, "What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?" "Not sure about that," says Paddy, "Did Popeye kick the shite out of them?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Blimey I could hardly breathe then... question 3 really got me Lt K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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