harry hayes Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Husband trying to set up his new computer is seeking his wife's help. Computer asks him for a password. Husband looks knowingly at his wife and taps in PENIS. Computer comes back with - "not long enough". We lads rarely win. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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harry hayes Posted March 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Thought I might get interest from the gentler sex. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 Thought I might get interest from the gentler sex. Happy days - You jest. Those two?? the gentler sex? Harry, they have a mean streak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 - You jest. Those two?? the gentler sex? Harry, they have a mean streak. ce qui, moi!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 dizz AND cleo are streakers :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 dizz AND cleo are streakers :shock: That is absolutely untrue and I protest most vehemently your suggesting that it is! I have never ever had my hair streaked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 - You jest. Those two?? the gentler sex? Harry, they have a mean streak. Which could be why Harry aired on the side of caution. He is a true gentleman and as such is treated like one. You however Peter are in for it now after that comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted March 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 You ain't got no breedin', Peter. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 dizz AND cleo are streakers :shock: Cleo has already protested her innocence (although I don't believe her). I will own up and yes I have streaked, the last time being just before christmas. Odly enough I only ever seem to get the urge in the winter months and it's always a spur of the moment thing. It's either has to happen on the day of the urge or I don't bother whereas a lot of people tend to do it in the summer or all year round and plan their dates way in advance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 You ain't got no breedin', Peter. Happy days When in Rome, Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 You however Peter are in for it now after that comment Promises, promises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 12, 2012 Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 I never promise anything if there is a chance I wont actually do it Peter.... so "I promise" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Apologies misread peters post as do a mean streak instead of having a mean streak :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Harry, your a sly 'old fox', you know how to start a fire with a flint and wood savings!. :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Apologies misread peters post as do a mean streak instead of having a mean streak :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted March 13, 2012 Report Share Posted March 13, 2012 Harry, your a sly 'old fox', you know how to start a fire with a flint and wood savings!. :grin: You don't do too bad yourself Algy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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