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One morning a woman woke up with a start. Her husband asked what was the matter. She told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, her husband arrived home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I just googled and now I feel so faint! that is so disgusting! Oh, dear me, it is! :oops::|:cry: I can never look an oyster in the eye again!

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what's wrong with a pearl necklace? :blink:

Same thought crossed my mind Cleo. :unsure:

Not Googled it yet though -perhaps I shouldn't :unsure:

Now I know I shouldn't have! :oops::shock:

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I gave Mrs sid thirteen cards with hearts on for valentines day.

 

I gave her thirteen cards on with diamonds on for her birthday.

 

I gave her thirteen cards on with clubs on for our wedding anniversary.

 

all she needs now is thirteen cards with spades on and she will have the full deck :twisted:

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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I just googled and now I feel so faint! that is so disgusting! Oh, dear me, it is! :oops::|:cry: I can never look an oyster in the eye again!

 

I bet you never tell a joke about a Pearl necklace ever again either. :wink:

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I don't think I could even look at a pearl necklace again. I think when Mohamed comes home I will be telling him to take my pearls out of my box and throw them away. Urgh! :x

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Serves you all right for googling :lol:

Having Googled, I'm saying nowt more' on this subject - and that's too much. :blink::D :grin:

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Just to set the record straight... I only know cos I overheard a joke and said I didn't get it... so it was explained (sometimes it's better not to ask) :wink::oops:

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I don`t get the joke as it stands without interpreting it with the meaning of said `Pearl Necklace`.

Perhaps I need to get out of the gutter. :oops:

Ian

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What's all the fuss about. :unsure::D :grin:

 

That's a beautiful pearl necklace (but dearie me, the thought still lingers!).

Elizabeth Taylor still looked beautiful in that picture so it must be an old one.

Goodness gracious, that woman didn't age well. Who would have thought that such a beautiful woman would have ended up looking as she did/does? :blink: Must have been through eating so much wedding cake. :lol:

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