Cleopatra Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special -- Turkey £2.35; Chicken or Beef £2.25; Children £2.00. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a pottie chair, table, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a pottie chair, table, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar. Now that's what I call recycling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Flippin' heck Cleo I could hardly breathe for laughing reading those. It's daft things like that which always set me off good style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 Some more - Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vegetables, salads, quiche. 7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings. Great Dames for sale. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. 20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin. Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 For some reason I though of Obs when I read the last one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 LMAO. Me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted January 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities. Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. Stock up and save. Limit: one. We build bodies that last a lifetime For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything. Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. Modular Sofas. Only £299. For rest or fore play. Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Evil Sid Posted January 25, 2012 Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 that second one wasa not put in by the Mafia by any chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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