Cleopatra Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, madam," he replied, "they’re all dead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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