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another limerick

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So Asp doesn't feel left out

 

 

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$ @ | + . -

8 7 6 5 4

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:D

 

 

(Comma tick ampersand hash,

Dollar at pipe plus dot dash.

Eight sev'n six five four,

Quote star underscore,

Question mark semi-colon bang MASH

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a limerick writer they say

has to rhyme all the lines come what may

though they tend to be funny

they don't make any money

so I think I will call it a day

:twisted:

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Cleo posts pics of nude blokes

and makes ribald comments and quotes

but her Imam's a prude

he declared "it's all lewd"

Now she's locked in her house 'til she croaks.

 

:wink:

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Can I write silly verse after drinking?

Let’s see. Wait a second — I’m thinking.

Can’t come up with a verse

Or a rhyme. Even worse,

I suspect that this limerick’s stinking.

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I cannot believe you were thinking

of writing a rhyme whilst your drinking.

I would have thunk

that drunk as a skunk

was wrong so I'll end this by :wink:

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