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There was a young man from Nantucket,

Who's......... er! Better not! :D


Have this one instead:-


There once was a poet named Dan,

Who's poetry never would scan.

When told this was so,

He said, "Yes, I know"

"It's because I try to put every possible syllable into the very last line that I can" !!


And this one:-


There was a young maid from Madras

Who had a magnificent ass;

Not rounded and pink,

As you probably think -

It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

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There was a young chap on the forum

who thought he may die from the bordom

A limerick topic he set

in the hope he would get...

but seems most have completely ignored 'im


.... by starting another new topic Cleo :P

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The limerick is furtive and mean


And needs to be kept in close quarantine


Or she sneaks down to the slums


And promptly becomes


Disorderly, bawdy and obscene.


(....if the bonnet fits wear it!). :wink:

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Good one Sid! :lol:

I know Dizzy, I realised after I posted that I should have posted it Algy's. But I couldn't undo it. :oops:




The limerick packs laughs anatomical

Into space that is quite economical.

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean -

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

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The sexual lust of the camel,

Is greater than anyone thinks,

And when his obsession obsesses him,

He makes straight way for the Sphinx.

Now the Sphinx´s anterior orifice,

Is covered with sands from the Nile.

Which explains the hump on the camel,

And the Sphinx´s inscrutable smile.

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