Lets have a few Limericks

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There was a young woman from Rabat,

 

who had triplets, Mat, Pat and Tat;

 

It was fun in the breeding,

 

But hell in the feeding,

 

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

 

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God's plan made a hopeful beginning,

 

But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;

 

We trust that the story

 

Will end in great glory,

 

But at present the other side's winning.