algy Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of being alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 I especially like the last one.... Kije (remember him?) won't like any because it pokes fun at our Euro masters.... all of them....even Belgium! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Where is lt kije? And has anyone found wingnut yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Kije does go walkabout quite a lot as he works away a lot..... not sure about wingy though Baz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 I've tried to entice Wingy but nothing so far. I'm sure that Obs will eventually arouse Lt K sooner or later though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted December 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 I've tried to entice Wingy but nothing so far. I'm sure that Obs will eventually arouse Lt K sooner or later though I have a theory that they are both one and the same person and he answer's his own replies just to wind everyone up! his name is really Lobs or Obidge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 I think they have come together under one banner encompassing they're individual political views. this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 Sorry, don't like the blue background! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 6, 2011 Report Share Posted December 6, 2011 any better Obs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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