P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Its not really a saying, just a line from Shakespeare like "Lord what fools these mortals be" etc. You could practice a bit of brevity when you're cut and pasting your reams of denial propaganda re. Climate Change etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 I think you're mistaking me for someone else. I don't cut and paste reams of anything :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 You still haven't told me what the highest form of wit is Asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Some people think that is irony, but as you know I'm not an expert ironically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 I think the lowest form of comedy is slapstick, but everyone loves Delboy going through the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 So what's the highest form of wit then? Jimmy Tarbuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Stephen Merchant is miles taller. Jimmy Tarbuck was awful, crap puns and name dropping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 "wey hey.... woh hoh.... did I tell you I knew John Lennon....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 "wey hey.... woh hoh.... did I tell you I knew John Lennon....." its almost as if he's here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 One for Asperity Neutrino "Who's there" "Knock knock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 ......."GUESS who I bumped into in Specsavers the other day? Everyone........" "wey hey.... woh hoh.... did I tell you I knew John Lennon....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 :grin: Were you with Lynchy,Brucey and Doddy by any chance?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 It was once said that Jimmy Tarbuck doesn't tell jokes, he just refreshes your memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Refreshes what part of the memory? (other than the bit that reminds us how crap he is and how nothing he says is funny). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 a bit of festive cheer!! "wey hey.... woh hoh.... did I tell you I knew John Lennon....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted December 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Very good PJ, I actually enjoyed that one :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Did you have to do that Baz !! Festive sneer more like it ! I had to click to make sure your link was nothing naughty and I can't stand Forsythe either. Gives me the creeps ! I noticed the clip has only had 475 viewings in a whole year. Says it all really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 KIDS these days are tough. I parked my car and some said, "Ere, mind your car mister?" I told them, "It's all right, I've got a bull terrier in the back." They said: "Great — put out fires, can he?" "wey hey.... woh hoh.... I could have been in the Beatles you know..... I knew Paul McCartney....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Asp gets irony official!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Baz please stop now........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Asp gets irony official!!!! Brilliant PJ but can you make it a bit larger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 but can you make it a bit larger Now what would Tarby say??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P J Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 That's a bit bigger Dizzy but I only have a very small pic to work with in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Apparently Jimmy Tarbuck was found guilty of stealing Terry Thomas's Gold and Diamond cigarette case back in the 60's..... What an absolute Cad!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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