algy Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 man is rowing accross a lake in Africa on a Saturday afternoon chanting away as he rows "Bongo.....Bongo.....Bongo", at this time, a flying saucer is shooting past the earth and the aliens spot the man and decide to beam him up to perform some tests. After the tests are completed they decide to put him back in his boat, "Stop" the leader says, lets see what happens to this human if we remove a quarter of his brain", so the aliens remove a quarter of the guys brain and beam him back down to his boat, "Lets see what happens to him now" the aliens say. As the aliens watch, the man wakes up in his boat and wonders what has just happened, un-nerved by his experience he continues to row accross the lake chanting on his way "Bongo......Bongo......Bongo" Amazed by this, the aliens beam the man back up to the ship, "How can this happen, he has a quarter of his brain missing, right lets remove half of his brain and see what happens", the aliens remove half of the mans brain leaving him with just a quarter of his brain left and beam him back down to his boat, "This should do something to him" say the aliens. Once again, the man wakes up in his boat and wonders what has just happened, as before un-nerved by his experience he continues to row accross the lake chanting on his way "Bongo......Bongo......Bongo" This makes the aliens even more confused, "Get him back up here and remove all of his brain" says the alien leader, "This must surely have some effect". So the aliens once again beam the man back up the ship and completely remove his brain leaving him brainless and then put him back in his boat. And once again the man wakes up in his boat and wonders what has just happened, he cannot recall his experience and continues to row across the lake chanting on his way------------ "Ferrry 'cross the Mersey........." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 :grin: Get ready for the tumbleweed alg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 :grin: Get ready for the tumbleweed alg The ferry sails two ways y'know, and as the old saying goes, "if the cap fits wear it"! I'll just sit back on the porch and watch it all blowing by wolfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Good one Agly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Good one Agly I would like to welcome Agly to the forum and may you have many happy hours in the madhouse. If you have any photos of old Warrington, other posters will be velly happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Careful Peter, that may be a little too subtle for some of our posters :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 ha ha Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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