Cleopatra Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. "Well, sir," the nervous sergeant replies, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ... hummm.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir." The captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay." About a month later, the captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "Uh, no sir," the sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Gives Cameltoe a new dimension! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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