harry hayes Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 Paraphrased. Paint your own pictures. Man staggering throught the desert dying of thirst. He sees what he thinks is an oasis. "Water, water" he shouts but the man at the gate says "no water, but I'll sell you a tie". "Water, don't want a tie". "Ties are only a pound, very good value" " Stick your ties. Where can I get water?". "There's a hotel, 5 miles further along the desert". Three days later the man staggers back looking worse than ever. "Did you find the hotel?" "Yes, but he wouldn't let me in without a tie". Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WireWarrior97 Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 Heard that before, about 10 or so threads down? Still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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