Cleopatra Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 After having a long session in bed with his new girlfriend, the man rolled over, pulled out his cigarettes from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked her if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the man began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered man. Calmly, she replied, "That's me before the operation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted November 5, 2011 Report Share Posted November 5, 2011 After having a long session in bed with his new girlfriend, the man rolled over, pulled out his cigarettes from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked her if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the man began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered man. Calmly, she replied, "That's me before the operation." Nice one Cleo :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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