Lt Kije Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator turned to the bigger one & said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol' 'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?' 'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to Unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake The shit out of them and eat 'em! ' 'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem.. You're Not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish Shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an Asshole and a briefcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleopatra Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bill Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Good one and best laugh of the night! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wireboy Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 Good one. Think I might have to steal that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendam. Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 How funny.........and how true !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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