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Can anyone tell me, was 'Yes, Minister' a documentary? Or was it fiction? Saw it a few times and can't make up my mind !!

Feeling whimsical this Monday morning - rain at last.

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When asked recently why we can't move to a straight 5% across the board, no deduction tax system, that would double incoming revenue by closing loop holes. One bureaucrat replied, "We can't do that - what would we do with the 200,000 people employed by the IRS?

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Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: the Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

 

Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?

Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

 

 

:D :grin: :D :grin:

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