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harry hayes

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Paraphrased. Barber asks customer if he is going on holiday. Yes. Continental airways; Rome; see the pope.

Barber says that Continental airways are bad; Rome smells; and among a million people the pope will look like an ant.

 

When he went for his next haircut, barber asked about the holiday.

Continental airways brilliant; Rome beautiful.

 

Did you see the pope? Yes, one of his officials came out and said the pope wanted to chat to some tourists and they picked me. What did the pope say? Who cut your bloody hair?

 

Happy days

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