harry hayes Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Could have posted this one before but a current thread reminds me. Paddy O'shea and a Frenchman on holiday meet in the lift at breakfast time. The Frenchman says "bon appetit" and Paddy, thinking that's his name replies "O'Shea". This goes on all week until on the Thursday night, Paddy comments in the bar to the effect that mr Bon Appetit is a nice fellow. It is explained that it is not the Frenchmans name, he is merely wishing that you enjoy your breakfast. Next morning they meet in the lift and Paddy gets in first and says "bon appetit" to which the Frenchman replies "O'Shea" Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 With the Irish in mind, I am not sure you could make this up. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/8577572/Wart-blasted-off-with-shotgun.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 I didn't know that a Beretta was a shotgun? Thought it was a pistol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 What a complete muppet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 He stretched out his left hand, pointed the end of the barrel at its intended target, and used his other hand to hold the stock steady. Then he pulled the trigger. I'm still trying to work out how many hands he had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Well spotted Wingy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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