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Just been down to the job centre. I asked the receptionist if they had any jobs, and I wanted to be an astronaut. She said yes, are you willing to travel?

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Just been down to the job centre. I asked the receptionist if they had any jobs, and I wanted to be an astronaut. She said yes, are you willing to travel?

 

Wingnut, why are they no scousers in 'Star Trek'?

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Just been down to the job centre. I asked the receptionist if they had any jobs, and I wanted to be an astronaut. She said yes, are you willing to travel?

 

haha quality simple but effective humour

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Go on then cock, let's have it. :wink:

 

Because they do not want to work in the future either. :wink:

 

Top 3 British excuses for something not working.

 

Ash in the air.

 

Leaves on the track.

 

He's from Liverpool.

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I told my careers teacher I wanted to be a mirror installation technician.

 

She asked me why.

 

I explained that it was a job I could see myself doing.

 

 

I'm here all week folks!

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so it was you tried to sell me that mirror. you was doing well until you told me the price price. i was so shocked i was besides myself.

 

one of the first jobs i had was as a conductor. i can tell you now that church roof was freezing when the wind got up.

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Was driving to work this morning and saw an RAC van parked up.

the driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked as miserable as sin. Thought to myself, that guys headin for a breakdown

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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?

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If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?

There's a Goon Show song there.

"I talk to the trees, that's why they put me away."

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