Wingnut Posted November 29, 2010 Report Share Posted November 29, 2010 Just been down to the job centre. I asked the receptionist if they had any jobs, and I wanted to be an astronaut. She said yes, are you willing to travel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Just been down to the job centre. I asked the receptionist if they had any jobs, and I wanted to be an astronaut. She said yes, are you willing to travel? Wingnut, why are they no scousers in 'Star Trek'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Go on then cock, let's have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Just been down to the job centre. I asked the receptionist if they had any jobs, and I wanted to be an astronaut. She said yes, are you willing to travel? haha quality simple but effective humour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Durnim Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Go on then cock, let's have it. Because they do not want to work in the future either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 10 of these...... Simple ones are the best shaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfie Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Go on then cock, let's have it. Because they do not want to work in the future either. Top 3 British excuses for something not working. Ash in the air. Leaves on the track. He's from Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I told my careers teacher I wanted to be a mirror installation technician. She asked me why. I explained that it was a job I could see myself doing. I'm here all week folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted December 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Top Drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 im loving the humour here top qual honestly top qual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 so it was you tried to sell me that mirror. you was doing well until you told me the price price. i was so shocked i was besides myself. one of the first jobs i had was as a conductor. i can tell you now that church roof was freezing when the wind got up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted December 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Was driving to work this morning and saw an RAC van parked up. the driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked as miserable as sin. Thought to myself, that guys headin for a breakdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugtifino Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Bernard Matthews' funeral will take place this Saturday, with the cremation at 3.50 (or Gas Mark 4). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? There's a Goon Show song there. "I talk to the trees, that's why they put me away." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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