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OK my pretty SUNBEAMs, BRAVO I hear you cheer, yes, I have made a U-TURN and done a REVERSE to come and reply to this topic, I have seen that some of you are ROBIN? other peoples puns, you should be RELIANT and PROBE your own creativity.

 

Any why, I was in my brothers van looking for the HIGHWAY CODE booklet, to get another and idea of another PUN TO baffle you with, but I think it must have been LOST IN TRANSIT.

 

May be you must have been born under a certain star sign that exists in this large GALAXY of ours e.g. SCORPIO, to add to these HUMMERous pun?s, can I think of more, of CORSA can, I hope DIESEL do for the time being?

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Was Pavarottie's funeral car a Nissan Dorma?

 

if the car was sick, would it be a dorma bile? :lol:

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:lol::lol::lol: Bugger.. another one I missed :lol:

 

I must have a torque with someone who knows more about cars as I'm finding all this thinking a bit of a wrench :oops:

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Just stopped for a brew. And I remembered this one which I sang at my house one Christmas in front of me outlaws about 30 years ago. I knew it would come in usefull one day. I just knew it. :D

 

Nothing Like A DAMEler (South Pacific).

 

I got varnish on me toenails

I got laquer in me hair,

I got perfume on me cheekbones

and a luvelly dress to wear,

I got shaddow on me eyebrows

and lipstick on me lips,

what aint I got?

 

I aint got ti_s

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This will have to stop, it's affecting my driving; I'm concentrating on clocking the INSIGNIA on other KArs. :roll:

 

observer, wingnut, searching for all kinds of puns to do with cars, it must be like having a steering wheel in your underpants...? I am to shy to finish off the PUNcture line :wink:

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