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Lt Kije

Underwear Dust

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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

 

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

 

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

 

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

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