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Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:

 

MENtal illness

 

MENstrual cramps

 

MENtal breakdown

 

MENopause

 

GUYnocologist .

 

AND .....

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.

 

Ever notice how all of the female problems start with MALES???

 

:lol::P

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Could only think of one female one - Herpes could stretch to Hermaroids, think us fella's have lost this one :wink:

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Could only think of one female one - Herpes could stretch to Hermaroids, think us fella's have lost this one :wink:

 

:lol::lol::lol: Well done :wink:

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that is because men only have one problem. WOMEN :lol:

 

(scrabbles around frantically for the tin hat :oops::oops: )

 

and WOMEN ends in MEN :wink::P

 

PS did you know that a cricketers 'box' should always be worn aswell as a tin hat :lol::wink:

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OK so what's it called then?

 

That's what it said on the box of the 'box' my son bought.

 

If not maybe it's real name is a 'jewel protector' or 'anti nut crusher' then :lol:

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PS did you know that a cricketers 'box' should always be worn aswell as a tin hat :lol:

 

wouldn't half be uncomfortable and could give you a headache wearing the two together. :wink:

 

Not sussed this quote thing out yet! :oops:

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:lol::lol: I can visualise it now Algy :lol::lol: although they could be used as a nose guard :lol:

 

PS to 'quote' just click the 'quote' button in the post made by the other person. It will then open the usual box for you to type your message but with their quoted section automatically inserted before you type your reply. (You can just delete bits of their post if you only want to quote a sentence)

 

Or you can do it manually by

whatever they said
followed by your bit (without the spaces). :wink:

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OK so what's it called then?

 

That's what it said on the box of the 'box' my son bought.

 

If not maybe it's real name is a 'jewel protector' or 'anti nut crusher' then :lol:

 

I was asking what it was, NOT what it should be called. Now that I have clarified my post, perhaps you can answer the question.

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OK so what's it called then?

 

That's what it said on the box of the 'box' my son bought.

 

If not maybe it's real name is a 'jewel protector' or 'anti nut crusher' then :lol:

 

I was asking what it was, NOT what it should be called. Now that I have clarified my post, perhaps you can answer the question.

 

Flippin' heck Peter what's up with you. :roll:

 

So for clarification.... as you obviously need it even though everyone else seems to know what one is :roll:

 

A CRICKETER'S BOX is the hard plastic protective piece that cricketers but down their undies (or 'box briefs' if they are posh) to stop their willies and other nearby small bodily parts being hit full force by a solid cricket ball as it travels towards them at high speed whilst they are batting.

 

Will that do or shall I upload some photos :lol:

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We call then a cup over here - plastic thing guys wear while playing football. Had no idea they wear them in cricket?? :wink:

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Will that do or shall I upload some photos

what of mens small private parts :shock::shock::shock:

 

an alternative name could be DBD.

 

dangly bit dooberie :oops:

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