Dizzy Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Okay, Okay, it finally all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist . AND ..... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy. Ever notice how all of the female problems start with MALES??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Could only think of one female one - Herpes could stretch to Hermaroids, think us fella's have lost this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 that is because men only have one problem. WOMEN (scrabbles around frantically for the tin hat ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Sid anagram of evil sid: devils I or devil is, very appropriate I think!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 Could only think of one female one - Herpes could stretch to Hermaroids, think us fella's have lost this one Well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 that is because men only have one problem. WOMEN (scrabbles around frantically for the tin hat ) and WOMEN ends in MEN PS did you know that a cricketers 'box' should always be worn aswell as a tin hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 19, 2010 Report Share Posted October 19, 2010 What's a cricketer's box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 i asked my brother he thinks it's what they keep their bails in. well i think he said bails my tinnitus is playing me up again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 OK so what's it called then? That's what it said on the box of the 'box' my son bought. If not maybe it's real name is a 'jewel protector' or 'anti nut crusher' then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 PS did you know that a cricketers 'box' should always be worn aswell as a tin hat wouldn't half be uncomfortable and could give you a headache wearing the two together. Not sussed this quote thing out yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 I can visualise it now Algy although they could be used as a nose guard PS to 'quote' just click the 'quote' button in the post made by the other person. It will then open the usual box for you to type your message but with their quoted section automatically inserted before you type your reply. (You can just delete bits of their post if you only want to quote a sentence) Or you can do it manually by whatever they said followed by your bit (without the spaces). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 OK so what's it called then? That's what it said on the box of the 'box' my son bought. If not maybe it's real name is a 'jewel protector' or 'anti nut crusher' then I was asking what it was, NOT what it should be called. Now that I have clarified my post, perhaps you can answer the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 have been told it is a distant relation of the codpiece but that sounds a bit fishy to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Correct Sidney but to give adequate protection it must be positioned in the correct PLAICE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 OK so what's it called then? That's what it said on the box of the 'box' my son bought. If not maybe it's real name is a 'jewel protector' or 'anti nut crusher' then I was asking what it was, NOT what it should be called. Now that I have clarified my post, perhaps you can answer the question. Flippin' heck Peter what's up with you. So for clarification.... as you obviously need it even though everyone else seems to know what one is A CRICKETER'S BOX is the hard plastic protective piece that cricketers but down their undies (or 'box briefs' if they are posh) to stop their willies and other nearby small bodily parts being hit full force by a solid cricket ball as it travels towards them at high speed whilst they are batting. Will that do or shall I upload some photos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Go on then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Flippin' heck Peter what's up with you. Nowt, I just love a woman's touch on the gentler things in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Grumpy one minute.. nice the next... are there two of you Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Grumpy one minute.. nice the next... are there two of you Peter No, three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted October 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 So that one of you must be 'Dopey' then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mary Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 We call then a cup over here - plastic thing guys wear while playing football. Had no idea they wear them in cricket?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
algy Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 wouldn't it be simpler for everyone if they called them a 'PPP' Private Parts Protector, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Will that do or shall I upload some photos what of mens small private parts an alternative name could be DBD. dangly bit dooberie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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