harry hayes Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 told my grand-daughter that the usual chat up line is "do you come here often". Didn't impress her. Read this the following day An australian is sat at the bar when one of the blondes they have in jokes sidled up beside him. The chap pays no attention to her and keeps looking at his watch. Intrigued, she asks what's special about the watch and he tells her it is a magic timepiece. "for instance, I can look at it, and it tells me you are not wearing any knickers". She laughs and says the watch is no good as she is wearing the same. The aussie taps the watch and says "blast, it's half an hour fast". happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Must have been a pretty naff watch then. Glad I don't have one like that. Harry you're disgusting! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted September 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Yes, given a chance.... Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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