A Newborn Welsh Baby

[Jerry]

A Welsh rugby fan is drinking in an English bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical welsh baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

 

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, 'That's about average in Wales ... Like I said, my boy's a typical welsh baby boy. Gonna be a rugby player.'

 

Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of 'WOW!'

 

One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

 

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say, aren't you the father of that typical welsh baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?'

 

The proud father answers, 'Twenty pounds.'

 

The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'

 

The Welshman takes a slow swig of his Felinfoel dark, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,

 

'Had him circumcised.'