Pedro Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Giant Panda goes into noted Peking Duck Restaurant in Beijing and orders six course banquet for one. Spends one and half hours chomping through banquet washed down with a bottle of rice wine. Head waiter walks over to Giant Panda and asks if the meal had been to his liking - "yes, my man, excellent" he replies and waiter enquires as to how he would like to settle the bill. Giant Panda pulls out a revolver from under table, shoots head waiter dead and calmly walks out of restaurant. "Hey" says man on next table to his friend "did you see that ?" "Yeh" replies friend "But what else do you expect of a Giant Panda? EATS - SHOOTS and LEAVES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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