LymmParent Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Toucan play at that game - I came here to chat, knot to erne the yaffle of some puffin' shoveller who makes a hobby out of raven on! (Soree!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Just what is your grouse?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Eagle's used that one already - repetitions don't count! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 ................ and you have used 'eagle' before me, how embarrassing is that? I will hendeavour to be quicker next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Auk! What a fowl pun. I think we should all move swiftly on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Funny you should mention swift, I went out last night to have a swift half but despite finding it hard to swallow I spent all night talking about my hobby. This morning I felt a bit ruff and puffin after my little stint, not recommended and I felt a right twite. I didn't get a **** either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Not even a swallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagle Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Seems to me this thread is as dead as a dodo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 .. perhaps a bit of "cold turkey" on postings?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Well, that cock turned out to be loads more fun than any of us originally suspected - and it's not often I say that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 now if he had had a few cows as well it could have been a cock and bull story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazj Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 awww pull the udder one Sid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 time to mooooo-ve on i think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithR Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Cock a doodle moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 ... which brings us right back to the beginning of this topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kennedy Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Is the cockerel still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I hope so I'm sure a new home could be found for it if indeed it has to go but I don't see why he should go I'd rather put up with a cockrel every morning than to have to suffer the crows cackling in the trees all day long from dawn to dusk when we were staying in Knutsford last month... or the seagulls squawking none stop and even attacking us last weekend in Wales. Leave the little cockrel alone at least he's on his own and not part of a chorus !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 You should try living at my place. Flipping owls hooting all night, wood pigeons and magpies from first light then the wife gets up. I?m sure if Mr Doodle Doo could put pen to paper, he?d be writing to the council about the bloody bin waking him up at six thirty in the morning during the winter months. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I think most of us lost interest in the original topic in favour of smutty innuendo about three posts in.... .....but if you want to be sensible, then the answer to me is blindingly obvious - someone needs to stop being selfish: If there's just one complainer, then instead of selfishly trying to deprive his neighbour of something that brings him pleasure, the complainer should buy a pair of earplugs and shut his windows. If the offending bird is living in the middle of a housing estate and making everyone else miserable, then its owner should stop being selfish and keep it elsewhere. Course, it never happens like that. It'll end up with years of lawyers fees and the bird will die of old age before it gets resolved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 At least the birdie will have had a happy life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 I'd quite welcome being roused by a decent cock on a regular basis....... LymmParent: 3rd post in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LymmParent Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Oh yeah, it was me. Gleefully joined by various upstanding members..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 back to the smut again wonder whereabouts it is because i have heard a few chickens arguing the odds when i have been bowling at alford hall and only about three house really close to that place where the bowling green is anyway. could be worse. one recent neighbour i had(renting house next door) had two dogs and they used to yap (not bark or howl just a short yap) continuously throughout the day( average time of about three seconds per yap) whilst the owners were at work.like the chinese water torture but the fact that they varied the times between yaps meant you were waiting for the next one to come and bracing for it only to relax a little when you thought it had stopped then YAP aaaaargh. found out since that they should not have had any pets there under their rental agreement. as a thought, how many chickens are you allowed to keep on a property before they are taken out of the pet category and classed as livestock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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