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Well probably for me; working, generally law abiding, car taxed, MOT'd, insured and looked after and well maintained I would get a fine in excess of ?1,000

 

If I was a saxo driving, baseball cap wearing doley chav with no tax, no MOT and no insurance; probably a ?60.00 fine payable at ?2.00 a week :)

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How are we expected to know when our winter time ends or our summer time begins and vice versa ... or would suitable tyre types and changes be expected on a daily basis

 

A man with a white coat, squeaky shoes and toting a clipboard will tell you.

 

and then.......when the man in the white coat is axed due to government cutbacks.

 

A man in a shiny peaked cap, 18 hole Docs and a machine pistol will gently remind you

 

and then......when the man in the shiny cap is getting to big for his docs......

 

A camera with a dirty great telephoto lens will take a snap of your tyres, your number plate and your biometric characteristics before making a BACS withdrawal from your bank account.

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