Eagle Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of *****afloppin. Also considered were *****afailin, *****adrupin, *****arizin, ***afix, and of course, Ibe***** Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a ***** one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "***** drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: ***** & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky ***** and huge ********* and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de-stress Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 I....think....that was funny...as long as I put the right words in the ******** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 It was quite funny and you know what it also shows how ironic and moronic humans are becoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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