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Seems NHS Trusts are thinking of banning meat in hospital meals - something to do with climate change - but isn't the real reason that it will be cheaper? :?:twisted:

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They are planning to capture the resulting methane and burn it in the central heating boiler. :wink::wink::wink:

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beans, beans are good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you like them :D:D:D:D:D

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Someone in a white coat and a masters in sticking oars in has decided after 100s of thousands of years of evolution we can no longer be omnivores because another man in a white coat with a degree in carrying clipboards has told him we will put less burden on the NHS if we live on a diet of prunes and apple juice. A man in a cheap suit and a degree in counting beans then calculated that it will put a even bigger burden on the pension fund in later years but a man in a suit with a law degree told him not to worry cos the conservatives will be power by then and will probably get away with more malthusian methods of reducing the burden that ill people place on the health service.

 

Why they cannot just come out with it and ask us to bring a packed lunch and smoke ourselves silly when then are not looking is beyond me.

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