Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Wingnut

Barnsley Speak

Recommended Posts

Two Barnsley lad's playing golf, one hit his shot 250 yards straight down the fairway, his mate said, "Nice tee shot" The other replied, "Yeh, got it from t'market, only a quid, had em in all sizes"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A Barnsley lass calls into t'vet to enquire about having her cat neutered. The vet says, is it a Tom? The lass replied, ney lad, it's here in t' basket.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Two Barnsley lads playing I - Spy.

One said,

I spy with my little eye, sumat beginning with "T". The other said "Table" (No) "Torch" (No) "Tins" (No) " Television" (No) I give up, what?"

to which the first replied, t'oven")

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...