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To all who enjoy a glass of wine

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To all who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.

 

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is

freedom, in water there is bacteria.

 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have

demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria, found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

 

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila,

rum, whiskey or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a

purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health

 

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink

water and be full of sh... :D

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