Mary Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: 'Take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children.' --Author Unknown 'The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.' --Jeff Foxworthy 'My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'' --Paula Poundstone 'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.' --Oscar Wilde 'Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself.' --Mark Twain And lastly: Why in Hell should I have to Press 1 for English? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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