observer Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Perhaps they should have given him a cuppa, so he could have "dunked" the toast?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kennedy Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Ah no, that is a hot liquid, so I can see a problem there Observer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Perhaps one of the nurses could have managed to blow on it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonerman Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 That would be spreading germs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kennedy Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 I thought you had stopped posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonerman Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Not quite yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter T Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Nah, that was the Evil Twin known as Goonerman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonerman Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 MUAHAHAHAHAHA!  To misquote Gerry Adams  Bad news for Obbs and soundbite freaks who can't stomach closely argued posts!  [ 11.10.2007, 22:43: Message edited by: GUNNER ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 :sleeping: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonerman Posted October 14, 2007 Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Poor Obbs has narcolepsy. Not to worry, I'll make that trip to the pet shop to get your new goldfish bowl to live in very soon. Now you know why he winks so much. It's the struggle to keep his eyes open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2007 Only when seeing one of your missives (yawn)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kennedy Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 Daily Mail: Â "When David Bamber confronted a 12-year-old boy for dropping litter, he thought he was doing his bit to keep his neighbourhood tidy. Â The police, however, had other ideas. They raced to the scene and hauled Mr Bamber to the police station, where he was held for eight hours on suspicion of common assault. Â Â He was forced to pose for photographs, provide a DNA swab and fingerprints. He was eventually released without charge - but is still fighting to get his DNA sample, fingerprints and mugshot removed from the police database. Â Â The drama unfolded after the businessman, who runs an eco-friendly waste management company, watched with disbelief as the schoolboy came out of a shop opposite his firm and ripped up a pile of pamphlets before throwing them onto the street in Southsea, Portsmouth." Â Glad to note that there is no serious crime to solve in the Portsmouth area. :redmad: Â [ 20.10.2007, 11:14: Message edited by: Paul Kennedy ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted October 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 So how do they expect public co-operation if they support members of the public who challenge bad behaviour?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kennedy Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 Council workers are to be given a fully paid afternoon off to do their Christmas shopping - and taxpayers will foot the bill. Â Staff at Leicestershire County Council say that by paying their workers while they are out shopping for festive treats it will prevent them from skiving off nearer the big day. Â But the plan has met with outrage by taxpayers who are already facing spiralling mortgage bills, higher tax bills and fast-rising general living costs. Â Â It will be interesting to see if this council then bans employess from displaying Christmas type things in its offices, just in case it offends non Christians. Â Will other councils follow suit, and it would be interesting to see if all of the employees suddenly have a bout of Christianity. Â Many years a go a company I worked for in London used to give its staff a "shopping day". So maybe the Daily Mail is just wanting to create a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 The company I work for allows us to sit down for Christmas dinner on Christmas day (provided we're not on duty at the time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little fella Posted October 24, 2007 Report Share Posted October 24, 2007 I think that the council still give all their employees a book of negotiated discounts for doing their shopping in the town. They may as well have the day off because they are no use when they are at work. At the same time they can take the NHS employees who work at the foot clinic at Halliwell Jones stadium because they are also useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry hayes Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 Get it all off your chest. The season of good-will is approaching. Â Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocky Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I went to Singapore in September and can say it was clean no grafitti no crime [that we noticed]very safe walking at night what a pleasure it was..why ?because they wont play up because of the punishment they would recieve...Ive been 4 times but hadnt been for 15 years,and could recommend it safe.I must admitt our government and the drugs and graffiti are bad in australia what will be done about it in the end.I worked at warrington general as a nurse years ago and violence by patients especially when amped up and intoxicated was big ...the porters on the odd occasion would assist otherwise it was all hands on deck....most nurses have been assaulted by patients at some stage....but they should have security maybe not the police but someone to help when required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kennedy Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Daily Mail: Â A child prankster got the shock of his life when six officers stormed his house to arrest him on a graffitti charge - after he wrote his nickname in chocolate on the wall of a youth centre. Â The 15-year-old, from Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire, was terrified to find a riot police van outside his house before being hauled into court on a charge of criminal damage for his scribblings with a Twix bar. Â Two days later he cleaned off the scrawl and wrote a letter of apology to the youth centre - but that was not enough to appease the Crown Prosecution Service, which pressed ahead with the case. Â I'll let you decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Perhaps he's lucky it wasn't an armed response team, and he wasn't wearing a beard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kennedy Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 "Blonde psychologist paid ?500 a day to give Dando killer head massages in his cell" Â This is the Prison Service that has no money, I can see why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted November 6, 2007 Report Share Posted November 6, 2007 Interesting that they would use the word Blonde in the title - not just Psychologist?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Perhaps the Prison Govenor is blonde?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 No the authors, SAM GREENHILL and STEPHEN WRIGHT , felt they needed a sensational headline! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
observer Posted November 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Bit "colourIST" of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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