Wingnut Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 A tortoise wakes up in hospital to see two police officers standing over him. The first officer asks what happened. "I was on my way home", says the tortoise, "when i was mugged by a gang of snails. They took all my money, my wallet, my keys and knocked me unconcious." "That's terrible", says the officer. "Did you get a good look at them?" "No", says the tortoise. "It all happened so fast..." The bride is always complaining that I don't listen to her. Or something like that. A bloke walks into a pub with a piece of tarmac under his arm. A pint of beer please landlord, and one for the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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