Tilly Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. 'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!' When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling,cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!' See - Men just don't listen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve the Original Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 Sorry Tilly did you say something?? steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 pardon - did someone say something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 I believe you both missed Tilly's point -- you should ALWAYS beware of the dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve the Original Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 What dog?? Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 I think someone is barking up the wrong tree!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legion Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Who's spike ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilly Posted May 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 You daft lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve the Original Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 You daft lot You started it.. Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilly Posted May 19, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 You RSVP'd tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve the Original Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 And my darling sweetypie Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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