asperity Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 The government message is now to stay a Lert. Some of us have been Lerts for years, are you one? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused52 Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 For decades, because I recall a plate in a Greengrocer's shop which said "Be A lert, Britain needs lerts" inspired by Noel Edmonds! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Sid Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 What exactly am i supposed to be alert about ? Just what am i supposed to be looking out for by being alert ? If i do spot something whom do i alert that i have been alerted to ? Once i have alerted that person that I have been alerted, do i then need to continue to be alert or can i pass that responsibility on to the person i alerted my alert to ? Will there be a reward for alerting the person that i have been alerted ? Will batman get there in time to save robin from drowning in the well of the nefarious riddler ? Tune in next time to find the answer to these questions same bat time same bat channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asperity Posted May 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 A lert: (n) A small furry woodland creature that senses are always very intensely attuned to its surroundings. You must be a lert. To be a lert you must be constantly aware of the things around you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Observer II Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 Not many lerts in the human population then !  😉😷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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