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Seems jobs in the sex industry are now being advertised in jobcentres; according to a Gov spokesperson, this is a mandatory requirement! :roll:

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Use your imagination Peter :lol::lol::lol:

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WANTED: Pro handy person.

 

Must have own tools and sefety equipment , Must be flexible, able to work under own initiative often in dark, previous experiance not essential although knowledge of carpet laying, plumbing & taking over when the painters have left is desirable.

 

must be able to work night shifts but definately no week ends!

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forgot to mention the following.

 

must not be claustrophobic, have a good head for heights and able to cover a hundred metres in less than 10 seconds :oops:

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