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I went to see the Practice Nurse the other day for a check up. She remarked that I'm a bit overweight and could do with losing a few pounds, so I asked her if she had any diet suggestions.

She said "Yes. Don't eat anything fatty".

I said "You mean things like sausages, burgers etc?"

"No fatty, don't eat ANYTHING" she replied 😂😰

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The most important part of any diet is the three letters DIE.

Think about the giant panda, all it's life it eats bamboo which is basically a vegetable diet and look at the size of them.

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