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Siamese Twins

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Siamese twins walk  into a pub in Sydney and park themselves on a bar stool. 

One of them says to  the bartender,

"Don't mind us, we're  joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. We'll have two VB's, thanks." 

The bartender,  feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the  beers. 

"Been on holiday  recently, lads?"

"Off to the States  next month," says John. "We go to the States every year, hire a car and drive  for miles, don't we, Jim?"

Jim agrees. 

"Ah, The   States!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ...... the climate, the beer,  the culture .. .. ..."   

"Nah, we don't like  that American crap," says John. "Pies, peas and VB, that's us, hey, Jim?

And we  can't stand the Yanks; not civil and polite like us Aussies."  

"So why keep going to  the States?" asks the bartender. 

 "It's the only chance  Jim gets to drive.  

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