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My doctor said to me, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I said, “What, like bacon and burgers?.”
He said, “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”

 

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I have been trying to lose weight and my fitness instructor told me to bend down and touch my toes. I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my  feet. would it be Ok if  I just wave to them?”

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I went to the gym last week. spent a whole hour watching them run of those treadmill things like demented hamsters. Best £2.00 i have ever spent on a cup of coffee.

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