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A boozy weekend.

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Bob left work one Thursday evening.As it was pay day, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend boozing and playing cards with his mates and spending his entire wages.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was nagged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

On Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that he could see her just a little out of the corner of his left eye.

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