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Just saw this:

'Hand cut, artisan 27-seed granary loaf smeared with farm-churned, slightly salted normandy butter, layered with lightly-crushed free range organic farm eggs, laid in straw-lined nestboxes by hand-reared black leghorn hens, enrobed with organic virgin olive oil mayonnaise, sprinkled with organic, hand-harvested cress.'

 

Egg and cress sandwich! :D

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You have to admit the way it's described does sound delicious though rather than just simply saying 'egg and cress'.

I must be an advertisers dream :lol:

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I just wondered if anyone had come across any more pretentious descriptions of simple snacks/meals :D.

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On 25/03/2018 at 4:33 PM, asperity said:

Just saw this:

'Hand cut, artisan 27-seed granary loaf smeared with farm-churned, slightly salted normandy butter, layered with lightly-crushed free range organic farm eggs, laid in straw-lined nestboxes by hand-reared black leghorn hens, enrobed with organic virgin olive oil mayonnaise, sprinkled with organic, hand-harvested cress.'

 

Egg and cress sandwich! :D

Asp, why would the black leghorn hens, be enrobed with organic virgin olive oil mayonnaise and sprinkled with organic, hand-harvested cress?.

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