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Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.

A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, duck”

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Brilliant !  Cheered up my cold miserable day !:D

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:lol: :lol:  Ha ha that really got me, good one :lol:

....shame on you though as you made me almost choke on my drink <future reminder to myself 'do not drink at the same time as reading jokes on here> and I scared our dog with my choking, coughing and spluttering.  Mr Dizzy never noticed me in distress though...or did he..mmm !?!?

 

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