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There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS

Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom and being brave enough to ask, 'Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS

Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and being brave enough to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both are fatal!

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