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Geoffrey Settle

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Are you ready for the Borough Council and Parish Council Elections coming soon - read this before you Vote.

 

Subject: Heaviest Element Know to Science Recently Discovered

 

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element known to science. Its existence was proved during the hurricane, gasoline and other issues of the last year or two.

 

The new element has been named *Governmentium*.

 

Governmentium (Gv) Has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

 

These 312 particles are held together by forces called mo-rons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pe-ons.

 

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take over four days to complete.

 

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years. It does not decay, however, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more mo-rons to become neutrons, forming iso dopes.

 

This characteristic of mo-ron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever mo-rons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical mor-ass.

 

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since though it has only half as many peons it has twice as many mo-rons.

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...and while you are all at it can someone please explain to me what exactly 'election wise' is happening in May so I know wether to bother standing or not :D

 

I keep getting info through the door about Borough stuff but are all parish council seats up for grabs too :D

 

[ 11.02.2008, 20:49: Message edited by: Dismayed ]

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As far as I know all parish seats are up for grabs as they al come up for re-election at the same time - and that includes last weeks seat.

 

So please join in Dissy - you can even stand for the Dissy Party provided you get a proposer and seconder. :D

 

The Borough are different - they are not in sync.

 

There will probably be one Borough Councillor seat up for re-election in each ward.

 

It all depends on how many seats there are and whether or not anyone has served their 4 year term.

 

In Poulton North there are 3 seats so we have a year off next year.

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Originally posted by Semi-retired Geoff:

So please join in Dissy - you can even stand for the Dissy Party provided you get a proposer and seconder. :D

 

Not quite Geoff, you have to register the party first otherwise you stand as an Independent. You are right regarding proposer and seconder for Parish, for Borough you also need eight Assentors.

 

In Warrington South part of the Borough 10 out of the 13 Wards will be electing a Borough Councillor, those who are not are both the Latchfords and Great Sankey North. No further scheduled local elections then until first Thursday in May 2010.....possibly the General Election then as well.

 

All Parish seats are up for election on 1st May..in many there might be no election just a declaration as the number of candidates will not exceed the number of seats.

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