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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!

 

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!

 

Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!

 

Why did the Rudolph cross the road?
Because he was tied to the chicken!

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn't chicken!

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!

 

What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled!

 

Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

 

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

 

How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle

 

What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

:P Thats all for now folks  :P

 

 

 

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So we have a brave drumstick toting turkey, crossing the road while the chicken was tied to Rudolph, only to get gobbled. :roll: Was it worth it?

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