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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.

:P

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? 
So he can ho-ho-ho.

:P

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? 
Because he had low elf esteem.

:P

What do you call an elf who sings?
A Wrapper!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
Frostbite.

:P

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? 
Ice Crispies.

:P

A wonderful Christmas song told me to Deck The Halls....so I did. Mr. and Mrs Hall were not very happy.

:P

Don't you hate that awkward moment when Santa Claus has the same wrapping paper as your parents!

:P

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house!

 

Theres more to come folks watch this space.......... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

 

 

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Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him....'Do you want your usual?  Deep pan, crisp and even?'


 

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Marks And Spencers new advert states that it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S.

They're right too. It'd be Chrita.

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