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The lawyer says: "I have good news and bad news." 

The CEO replies: "I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first."
 
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are worth a minimum of $2 million."
 
The CEO replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that is very good news indeed!  You've made my day; now what is the bad news?"
 
The lawyer answers: "They are pictures of you in bed with your secretary."

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