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Beer A Warning

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This is  alarming!

 

 

Beer contains  female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!   

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the  results of a 

recent analysis that revealed the presence of  female hormones in beer. 

Men should take a concerned look at  their beer consumption.   The theory

is that beer  contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and  

that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.  

  

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8  schooners 

of beer within a one (1) hour period.       

 

It was then  observed that 100% of the test subjects, 

yes, 100% of  all these men: 

1) Argued over nothing. 

2) Refused to  apologise when obviously wrong. 

3) Gained weight. 

4)  Talked excessively without making sense. 

5) Became  overly emotional 

6) Couldn't drive. 

7) Failed to  think rationally, and 

8) Had to sit down while  urinating. 

 

No further testing was considered  necessary! 

 

 

 

Cheers,

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Well I'm t-total and that joke could do with a couple of t's if only to make it better.

 

Beer with a couple of t's, oh never mind.

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This is  alarming!

 

 

Beer contains  female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!   

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the  results of a 

recent analysis that revealed the presence of  female hormones in beer. 

Men should take a concerned look at  their beer consumption.   The theory

is that beer  contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and  

that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.  

  

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8  schooners 

of beer within a one (1) hour period.       

 

It was then  observed that 100% of the test subjects, 

yes, 100% of  all these men: 

1) Argued over nothing. 

2) Refused to  apologise when obviously wrong. 

3) Gained weight. 

4)  Talked excessively without making sense. 

5) Became  overly emotional 

6) Couldn't drive. 

7) Failed to  think rationally, and 

8) Had to sit down while  urinating. 

 

No further testing was considered  necessary! 

 

 

 

Cheers,

You have brightened up this wet n windy day ..cheers  :P

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